Banana

We know this may be hard to believe, but you can get a FREE banana as part of our sitewide BOGO sale.

Product details...
- Real banana
- Easy to chew
- Health

We know you'll want us to explain this unprecedented offer a bit more, so here are the answers to the questions you're likely asking...

Q:  Can I order 2 bananas, or do I have to order a pair of shoes or something too?
A;  This is a sitewide BOGO deal, so you can definitely add 2 bananas to your cart (and get one free) while supplies last.

Q: I don't usually order bananas through the mail.  Will it be safe to eat?
A:  We don't normally ship bananas through the mail either, so I guess we're both a bit new to this.  We'll be sending out the greenest bananas we can find, but it's definitely possible that the banana will spoil in transit if there is a delay.  If that happens, do not eat the banana.

Q:  Can I choose a second pair of shoes, or some other piece of fitness gear as my free item?
A:  We're not sure why you'd want something other than this potassium-packed masterpiece, but to answer your question, you can add ANY two items to your cart, and one of them will be free (even if neither of the items are a banana).

Q:  I already own a banana, so I'm torn between this and another product as my free item. Any tips on how to decide?

A:  It's definitely a tough choice. Keep in mind that we have a limited banana supply, so once they're gone, you won't be able to exchange your original item for one of these golden beauties. Choose wisely.